It had to be Yue

May 26

From the Liam Neeson School of Parking.

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Probably the best note about a bad parking job you’ll see. (Via the Instagram.)

May 24

“Does being the youngest person in your office automatically make you the first level of tech support?” — My friend Stephanie recently started a new job with the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra. Apparently she’s the computer wiz of her office. 

May 23

Coffee fail. Sigh. (Taken with instagram)

May 22

Love lessons

• My brother: Are you going to wait for me at Starbucks?
• Me: Yeah, I brought my laptop.
• Him: Ok. Well, you should know that ... the hospital is right around the corner. There's a lot of ... ahem, doctors and stuff that, uh, go to that Starbucks.
• Me: Are you telling me to go hit on a doctor? Did mom tell you to find me a doctor?
• Him: Yes.
• Me: Sigh.

May 21

“Chicago is what I am. Ferris is sort of my love letter to the city … It’s funny—nobody ever says anything to Woody Allen about always filming in New York. America has this great reverence for New York. I look at it as this decaying horror pit. So let the people in Chicago enjoy Ferris Bueller.” — John Hughes on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

May 17

8:30 pm and I’m still sitting outside on my patio. Thank you, summer, for beautiful evenings like this. (Taken with instagram)

May 15

This is what I do most evenings. (Taken with instagram)

Illinois Senate: Allow mini horses as service animals -

Soon Illinoisans may have their ”small equestrian guides” accompany them to school or the grocery store.

May 12

Twenty something and scared

• J: My little sister is going to wear a pink tux to the prom. I busted out my old prom photos. Memories... all alone in the moooonlight...
• Me: SHUT UP, SHE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO PROM. YOU ARE LYING!
• J: I KNOW RIGHT.
• Me: ... Do you suddenly feel really old?
• J: I felt old when I had to pull out my photo album to remember what the prom theme was :(
• Me: OH GOD, our prom had a THEME? I don't even remember this

May 09

(Source: community.feministing.com, via losing-every-extra-pound)